Let's say you have a hemorrhoid.
And let's say you spent the day before snacking on lots of fiber (half a box of Triscuits) -- then had tacos for dinner. Lots of them.
And let's further say you've needed to throw one down for a couple hours while at work but wanted to wait until going home for lunch so you could have softer TP and knockoff Tucks pads handy.
How can you make a dump of this nature more epic? Put on Johnny Cash's "When the Man Comes Around" before heading into the bathroom.
Awesome.
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